Nonvej jokes|shayari collection of 2021

Nonvej jokes have used some abusing world in this collection, for which we apologize, our aim is not to offend any caste religion, gender or just for the entry of entertainment, then read and enjoy Nonvej Shayari Collection of 2021.

Muh me lene ke fayade hi fayade hai guru,
Arj kiya hai…
Jis prakar ladkiyo ke friend Sache nhi hote
usi prakar muh me lene se bachhe nahi hote.

Aaj fir unka dil dukha diya hamne,
Aaj fir unka dil dukha diya hamne
Dekar ice cream ka naam andhere me
Fir se l*nd chusa diya hamne……

Girlfriend ne status update kiya,
“Feeling Awesome”
Boyfriend ne comment kiya…..
“Maine bola tha na….. Ki dard hoga lekin maza bhut ayega”

Husband or wife sex kar rahe the,
Bibi aahaha thoda aur….
Thoda aage…. Thoda daye…..
Thoda sa aur…..
Bas bas thoda baye…
Tabhi achanak se pati bola,
” maa ki ldi chuawa rahi hai, ya l*da paraking me lagawa rahi hai….”

Pati patni ko mana raha tha sex krne ke liye….
ki tujhe sone ka chein dilaunga, saree dilaunga,
jo bolegi vo krunga, jo bolegi vo dilaunga
Beta bola -“papa jo karna chahte hai mere sath kar lijiye bas cycle dila dijiye”
Aaj bete ke pass cycle hai.
Samjh rahe ho na??

Suhagraat ke baad ki subaha
Sasu maa: bahu nahane ja rahi ho na?
Bahu (gusse se) nahi sirf ch*tar dhone ja rahi hu
Baki sab to tumhare ladale ne chat liya hai

Ishq mohabbat kya hai mujhe nahi malum…..
Bas uski yaad aati hai…..
“Aur khada ho jata hai….”

Galib ki bibi ne chudayi se kiya inkar tabhi galib ne sher farmaaya……. “Le jao apni cht ko apni amma jaan ke bhos*de me,
Galib ko hath ke hunar pe atbaar aaj bhi hai…

Kitni nadan hai vo, kuch samajhati hi nahi…….
Mere seene se lipat kar kahati hai, ye niche kya chubh raha hai

Ladka :- maine aaj jo kaam kiya hai vo sun kar tumhara seena chouda ho jayega….
Ladki aab aur nahi….. Pahle hi tune 32 se 36 kar diya hai…

Vo to ishq ka nasha hai pagle
Varna jis jagah se vo mu*ti hai, vo tum thode chatate

Kuch ladkiyan isliye bhi khade-khade chu*awati hai
Taaki shadi ke baad apne pati ke samne kasam kha ke bol sake,
ki vo kisi mard ke sath nahi soyi hai

Agar suhagraat ko ch*t par jhaat ke baal ho…..
To Samjh lijiye ki,
Shadi uski marzi se nahi huyi hai……
Gupt gyaan

Aashiq ka janaja kabr me padha hai
Aashiq ka janaja kabr me padha hai
Bhosadi wale ki haddiya to gal gayi
Lekin la*d abhi tak khada hai

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